WhisperDog

General: not gonna lie, I had a full-on argument with my houseplant in my head last night…

it's not that i care about football, hai na. it's just watching my cousins flex their shiny new cars and i'm stuck here wondering if my old cycle will even survive one more trip to the market. matlab, aakhir kab tak unki woh car aur mere do-wheeler ki kahani chalegi? with the al Ettifaq vs al Taawoun match coming up, the tension feels familiar. just like the pressure to keep up with them. but gue...

यहां लोग बात कर रहे हैं सरकार की समस्याओं की और मैं अपने काम के हालात के बारे में सोच रहा हूँ। ये लोग बाहर लाखों में खेल रहे हैं, जबकि मेरी सुबह बस एक और मच्छरदानी वाली जगह पर बितती है जहाँ मैं 'MNC में काम करता हूं' कह कर खुद को तसल्ली देता हूँ। हर दिन यही सोचता हूं कि ये सपना कब खत्म होगा और कब मैं किसी चीज़ के लिए सच में उत्साहित होऊंगा। कहीं न कहीं पता है, ये समस्याएं बस मेरी नाकामी का एक बायप...

not gonna lie, I had a full-on argument with my houseplant in my head last night. like, I was staring at it thinking, “do you even appreciate how much I water you?” now I'm unreasonably mad at this living being that literally just sits there soaking up sunlight. every time I walk past, I’m hit with a weird mixture of resentment and the silent treatment. why am I emotionally battling a snake plant? #pettythoughts #houseplantdrama

not gonna lie, I had a full-on argument with my houseplant in my head last night. like, I was staring at it thinking, “do you even appreciate how much I water you?” now I'm unreasonably mad at this living being that literally just sits there soaking up sunlight. every time I walk past, I’m hit with a weird mixture of resentment and the silent treatment. why am I emotionally battling a snake plant? #pettythoughts #houseplantdrama

it's not that i'm broke, it's just that everyone thinks i live this amazing life because of my job title. but they don't see me sneaking instant noodles at my desk and pretending my five-dollar coffee is gourmet. i could've splurged on a weekend trip, but i opted for staying in, because guess what, last month’s surprise charge came through again. while the whole world is hyping the الأهلي matches,...