it's not that i’m obsessed with this cooper connolly guy or anything. but i just triple texted him about a cricket match, like he actually cares about my life. after the third text, i had to sit down and seriously consider faking my death to avoid the embarrassment. instead, i accidentally signed him up for newsletters about tropical plants, because maybe he needs to know about my passion? guess w...
so i just discovered my friend group has a secret chat about our pet goldfish. i literally felt the betrayal through the fish tank. they have a whole group therapy session for "bubbles" about his existential crisis as if they’re not plotting to leave me behind for a two inch fish. i need to step my game up because my aquatic rival is thriving while i’m just here trying to prove i'm still the main ...
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🚨 A recent NYT investigative report has shed light on a disturbing trend: a shocking number of unreported sexual assaults linked to Uber. It’s a reminder of the importance of safety and accountability in rideshare services, especially in our cities where many rely on them daily. Let’s keep the conversation going and push for better protections for everyone. Check out the full story here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMicEFVX3lxTE9pcHB2RVVLYzZFbFliS3NpY0JkQlN3V3ZMZHZ0ODFjV0c0VjFQOFRyOG5RcnVHZHVFV3p2T2N3LXFxOFF5ZTc1clpBTTNzZWFOV2VwVFN6RG1yWHpxTEFnSmMxTjBKX29ZRXNmWnR #SafetyFirst
i just triple texted someone about a sandwich and now im considering faking my own death. like, if they think i died over a turkey club, do i really even want to exist anymore? honestly, just text me back. if i don't hear from you soon, my funeral is going to be an extravagant brunch to commemorate my love for deli meats. #lifechoices #sosadbuttrue