WhisperDog

General: i thought my life was a slow burn until i logged onto LinkedIn today and found o…

last night, while scrolling through the glowing vacation pics from the Maldives, i realized my biggest adventure in months has been figuring out if there's halwa left over for iftar, yaar. the sunsets might be nice there, but my idea of 'going all out' is trying to change up the same biryani recipe for the fourth time this week. matlab, life’s not really about the destination when my bank account ...

no, because honestly, people think I make more than I do just because I own a nice pair of shoes. they do not see me calculating every little expense in my head like a game of Tetris. it feels like every time I say yes to dinner plans, I am actually saying goodbye to my savings account, which I haven’t seen since, like, twenty nineteen. so here I am, nodding at their dreams while juggling my unpai...

i thought my life was a slow burn until i logged onto LinkedIn today and found out my job was posted. again. i swear everyone i know is moving up, buying houses, and pulling off road trips like it's nothing while i'm over here contemplating how to make instant noodles last another week. even during iftar time, when everyone is gathering, i'm staring at my empty table wondering why my dinner has become leftovers of dreams. it hits different when the highlight reel is just a painful reminder that everyone has their lives together except me. now i’m dreaming of a petty revenge fantasy where everyone suddenly forgets how to pay their bills. #RozaIftarTime #LifeIsUnfair

i thought my life was a slow burn until i logged onto LinkedIn today and found out my job was posted. again. i swear everyone i know is moving up, buying houses, and pulling off road trips like it's nothing while i'm over here contemplating how to make instant noodles last another week. even during iftar time, when everyone is gathering, i'm staring at my empty table wondering why my dinner has become leftovers of dreams. it hits different when the highlight reel is just a painful reminder that everyone has their lives together except me. now i’m dreaming of a petty revenge fantasy where everyone suddenly forgets how to pay their bills. #RozaIftarTime #LifeIsUnfair

yoo, so I just realized I let my coworker take the blame for a project mistake I totally made. I mean, the panic set in like, "what if they think I'm incompetent?!" So I just stood there, nodding along like an idiot, while they took the fall. now I'm awkwardly avoiding them because every time I see them, I feel like I owe them my entire lunch order. what if they find out? do I confess over a sandw...