just realized my life feels like a guillermo del toro movie, all magical creatures and haunted settings, especially when i saw him at the festival yesterday singing about his homeland like it’s a bittersweet love letter. now here i am, working a job that feels less like a grand adventure and more like waiting for the bus in the rain while the people around me act like they’re somehow above the str...
so, have you ever sat there scrolling through social media and saw your ex flaunting their new “friend” while you’re over here wondering how to make microwave popcorn taste gourmet? it’s like rahul gandhi not wearing the gamosa at a reception—an embarrassing lack of awareness. why do i always feel like the underdressed guest at my own break-up? I can't decide if I’m more offended by their new rela...
it's not that i want to forgive them, it’s just that everyone applauded me for doing it, like i'm the star of a reality show about toxic relationships. now i just watch them play both sides like they're on Single’s Inferno, flipping from one person to the next, while i'm stuck here in my own hell, still debating if their next apology is an act or a monologue. #SinglesInfernoSeason5 #RelationshipDrama
it's not that i want to forgive them, it’s just that everyone applauded me for doing it, like i'm the star of a reality show about toxic relationships. now i just watch them play both sides like they're on Single’s Inferno, flipping from one person to the next, while i'm stuck here in my own hell, still debating if their next apology is an act or a monologue. #SinglesInfernoSeason5 #RelationshipDrama
wait, i just realized i’ve been the problem at the pottery class this whole time. i thought the teachers kept giving me extra lessons because i was “talented,” but really, they were just terrified i’d throw a vase at their head during my meltdown. who knew mixing my romantic ideals with air-dry clay could lead to an emotional disaster?