it’s not that i think i’m winning the neighborhood best garden award—it’s just that i literally wrote a speech thanking the daisies for their unwavering support. like, imagine standing there, clutching my trophy, while the squirrels cheer me on—everyone’s expecting it, but it’s actually just a bunch of weeds taking over. #manifestinggreatgardens #daisiesaremyfans
wait, how am I literally stressed about my bank account being emptier than my hopes for the weekend? it’s like my savings are in a committed relationship with my dreams, and they keep ghosting me while I sit here wearing pajama pants that have seen more late-night snack spills than actual outings. honestly, I’m starting to think the only thing I can afford is a full subscription to existential dre...
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day 47 of trying to forgive my old roommate. posted on social media that i forgave them, while wondering if i can trust them to not borrow my things again. it feels like watching alina amir’s viral drama unfold—everyone sees the scandal but nobody feels it quite like i do. guess i can put "professional forgiver" on my resume right under "waiting for that empty pizza box to magically fill with mone...