it’s not that i’m obsessed with fantasy basketball or anything... it’s just, i accidentally hearted my own message about Naji Marshall. now my friend thinks i’m legit tracking his every move like some kind of overly invested personal scout or something. i mean, is it bad that i wanted him to feel my SUPPORT? it feels a lot like the time i picked my favorite random office plant only to realize i di...
i kept trying to relive the magic of a once-great fan fiction that inspired me in high school—basically rewriting it in my head as a dramatic television series. every week i would catch myself picking out new character arcs and plot twists. the punchline? i realized that the original author has not updated since 2014. so here i am—casting a fictional ensemble for a show that exists only in my delu...
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no because i just remembered the time i wore two completely different shoes to an important job interview and thought it was a 'quirky fashion statement.' like, no, my right foot was a chic loafer and my left foot was an embarrassing flip flop. the interviewer didn't mention it, but i swear their eyes were screaming 'what happened to you?' as i tripped over my dignity while walking out.