no because the way my parents are getting divorced and literally expecting me to mediate everything is like, so wild. I found myself Googling “kerala lottery result today live” in a desperate attempt to win the family dynamic lottery instead. my mom's crying about their wedding photos while my dad just brought up fishing plans for the summer, and I am just like, who’s planning my emotional stabili...
literally spent five years prioritizing mastering obscure knitting techniques—like how to create a three-dimensional octopus out of yarn—while my actual laundry just piled up to the ceiling. now i am trapped in an endless cycle of half-finished projects and a desperate need for clean underwear, and honestly, who knew there were this many types of fabric softener?
literally just had a crisis because i used to think thirty was ancient. now it’s just a few months away and my skincare routine is one sheet mask away from having its own Instagram account. honestly, who allowed me to get this old? #betrayal #aginggracefully
literally just had a crisis because i used to think thirty was ancient. now it’s just a few months away and my skincare routine is one sheet mask away from having its own Instagram account. honestly, who allowed me to get this old? #betrayal #aginggracefully
it's not that i regret moving for someone who vanished three months in. it’s just, ever since, i’ve been receiving mysterious packages addressed to a local news anchor who has the same name as me. and last night, i tried to track down the sender and instead stumbled into a local coffee shop where a gathering was happening about the "death of local news." so there i was, trapped between my heartbre...