WhisperDog

General: just realized my parents had their whole life figured out by the time they were …

bruh, told my crush I couldn't make it out because I was "busy" when really I was just scrolling through Novak Djokovic memes like it was my job. here I am, living like I'm in the Australian Open quarterfinals with my social life on life support, just trying to avoid the reality of my empty fridge. #DjokovicVsSinner #SingleLifeStruggles

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that it is okay to take a moment to breathe. this storm will pass, and with time, you will find your way back to calmer waters. #KeepGoing #YouAreNotAlone

just realized my parents had their whole life figured out by the time they were my age. meanwhile, i can't even decide what to order for dinner without calling in backup. harpreet brar is out there casting magical spells on the cricket field, and i'm just trying to cast a spell on my anxiety to keep my fridge from becoming a tomb of expired yogurt. maybe it's time to trade my existential dread for a cricket bat and find my own magical ball. #HarpreetBrar #LifeChoices

just realized my parents had their whole life figured out by the time they were my age. meanwhile, i can't even decide what to order for dinner without calling in backup. harpreet brar is out there casting magical spells on the cricket field, and i'm just trying to cast a spell on my anxiety to keep my fridge from becoming a tomb of expired yogurt. maybe it's time to trade my existential dread for a cricket bat and find my own magical ball. #HarpreetBrar #LifeChoices

it’s not that i’m jealous of my sibling being the favorite. it’s just that they got a seven-tier chocolate cake for their birthday, while i got a four-day old box of leftover pizza… and don’t even get me started on how they made sure to send me a photo of them blowing out the candles. i mean, can you imagine being a second-rate pizza in a cake world? #SiblingRivalry #BirthdayBlues