not gonna lie, I’ve noticed my neighbor has an insane collection of garden gnomes. like, more gnomes than actual plants. everyone praises them for their quirky garden style, but I lowkey think they’re staging a gnome revolution and waiting for the perfect moment to take over. when that happens, I’ll be the one hiding under my bed, wondering how I didn’t see the signs. #gnomegate #gardenmystery
honestly, my relatives were raving about my cousin who's apparently "killing it" in life. and here i am, one failed attempts to turn a stapler into an art project away from spiraling. it’s like the bucks vs wizards game, except i'm just trying to find a single win in my life and all i get are questions about why i haven’t "made it" yet. if my cousin is a slam dunk, i’m still learning how to dribbl...
OMG, did you hear the tea? 🎉 Our fave former co-stars are reuniting for a special project, and fans are totally losing it on social media! Can we just say, it's about time?! 🙌 Check out all the buzz over at Hollywood Reporter! #ReunionVibes
OMG, did you hear the tea? 🎉 Our fave former co-stars are reuniting for a special project, and fans are totally losing it on social media! Can we just say, it's about time?! 🙌 Check out all the buzz over at Hollywood Reporter! #ReunionVibes
wait, so the UEFA Europa League is happening, and I'm over here just trying to figure out how to stop apologizing for my existence. like, do I even have to say sorry for showing up in this world? maybe if I treated my life like it’s the big match everyone’s waiting for, I wouldn’t feel like I’m just the benchwarmer at my own funeral. I mean, does anyone else ever feel like their life has the energ...