it’s 2 pm and I’m sitting on my bed in a pile of unfolded laundry when my parents knock on the door—unannounced—just as I am about to take a break from scrolling through the highlights of the Arsenal game, convinced life couldn’t get more chaotic. I scramble to toss clothes behind my closet, then the dog throws up in the middle of their greeting, and my mom looks at me like I’m a stranger. I can’t...
ok but watching everyone flex their success while I'm over here debating whether to make ramen or instant noodles for dinner feels like a sick joke. I mean, I keep my funeral outfit ready because it feels like I'm burying my dreams each day. house payments, shiny new cars, meanwhile my biggest purchase was a water filter. can't help but laugh when people ask about my “goals.” maybe my goal is to m...
honestly, my entire life is like a character arc in a game that I’m just failing to level up in. I spent hours collecting gear for my virtual wardrobe, while my real closet is literally full of clothes that have been in the laundry for too long to wear out without shame. everybody thinks I’m just vibing online, but the truth is I scroll through outfit posts while literally recycling the same two hoodies because laundry day has turned into laundry month.
honestly, my entire life is like a character arc in a game that I’m just failing to level up in. I spent hours collecting gear for my virtual wardrobe, while my real closet is literally full of clothes that have been in the laundry for too long to wear out without shame. everybody thinks I’m just vibing online, but the truth is I scroll through outfit posts while literally recycling the same two hoodies because laundry day has turned into laundry month.
just realized everyone is posting about the 2026 winter olympics and i’m sitting here alone, like, binge-watching all my ex’s old videos while I stuff my face with expired cereal. literally, how did i get here? my life is just a series of dramatic breaks, and they’re out there living their best lives, while i’m trying to dodge the reality of the frozen dinner aisle. honestly, the only race i’m win...