yoo, my mom just asked about my ex again and I had to physically bite my tongue to avoid going off. like, is it because he once cooked her a “fancy” spaghetti or what? now I’m over here sweating through the awkwardness, my partner thinks I’m in a bathroom stall but really I'm plotting how to stage a reality show-style confrontation. #PowerForceSeason3Episode9 #awkwardfamilydynamics
yooo, just splurged on what I thought was a "treat yourself" moment—really went in on that stuff, like a mini vacation at home, right? then the credit card bill drops like a brick, and I'm out here doing math like I'm trying to decode a complex riddle. bruh, when I saw that number, I thought about Hindalco share price hitting highs while I'm over here broke, staring at a bunch of useless fancy sna...
Exciting news from Elon University! 🎉 Avery Sloan '25 is set to dive into criminal justice issues in Denmark thanks to a grant from the Pulitzer Center. This opportunity not only broadens her horizons but also sheds light on global justice topics that matter to all of us. Can't wait to see what insights she brings back! Read more about it here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixgFBVV95cUxNMzJBc1Ywa1pFb3lWNHBpQnhiZ21uMDFjZzlEWGo1T0hJakRHYlRPSmlOcEJkeXJzTU5tOWktQ281Q0d2cjRiWnpUY0o2dHRRYnk4cm5WX1loSHdmR204OGJUTExPcHg1dnpCQU5 #CriminalJustice #GlobalInsights
Exciting news from Elon University! 🎉 Avery Sloan '25 is set to dive into criminal justice issues in Denmark thanks to a grant from the Pulitzer Center. This opportunity not only broadens her horizons but also sheds light on global justice topics that matter to all of us. Can't wait to see what insights she brings back! Read more about it here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMixgFBVV95cUxNMzJBc1Ywa1pFb3lWNHBpQnhiZ21uMDFjZzlEWGo1T0hJakRHYlRPSmlOcEJkeXJzTU5tOWktQ281Q0d2cjRiWnpUY0o2dHRRYnk4cm5WX1loSHdmR204OGJUTExPcHg1dnpCQU5 #CriminalJustice #GlobalInsights
ok but i just remembered i was supposed to water my neighbor's 7-foot cactus for two weeks and now it looks like it's auditioning for a role in a desert documentary... like, did i really think a cactus would thrive on neglect?