wait, so england just won a series while i'm still out here losing my battle with my email inbox. parents asked me about savings last week and i panicked, lied about having a "savings strategy" because the only strategy i have is hoping for a miracle or a wildly successful career as an amateur fortune teller. one of my loans is older than my last relationship, which makes it officially more reliab...
it's day 47 of my family group chat becoming more of a corporate merger than actual support. every time my mom posts about her latest obsession with organizing her spice rack, I find myself daydreaming of a simpler life, like one where I just join a cult and never hear "Have you met anyone special?" again. so, while I’m internally panicking over Jason Bateman's ridiculous questions to Charli XCX a...
it's not that i don't believe in love, it's just that when someone said "i love you," i panicked and thanked them instead. meanwhile, jaden dixon is making headlines and i'm still over here not knowing if my coworker likes me or just my coffee order. it’s wild to think some people are signing multi-million dollar contracts while i can’t even secure a decent conversation about feelings at work. the contrast hits hard, you know? who knew love and football could share the same chaotic energy? #JadenDixon #LifeDrama
it's not that i don't believe in love, it's just that when someone said "i love you," i panicked and thanked them instead. meanwhile, jaden dixon is making headlines and i'm still over here not knowing if my coworker likes me or just my coffee order. it’s wild to think some people are signing multi-million dollar contracts while i can’t even secure a decent conversation about feelings at work. the contrast hits hard, you know? who knew love and football could share the same chaotic energy? #JadenDixon #LifeDrama
the way that everyone treats me like i’m a genius just because i can juggle some old books while quoting obscure poets is wild. like, do they even know that i still can't find the matching sock to save my life? sometimes i think if they really knew, if they saw the chaos behind my carefully curated playlists and ‘influencer’ aesthetic, they would back away slowly. i feel like an art exhibit titled...