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General: yooo, saw that Elon Musk unveiled another Tesla innovation. i just got anxiety t…

yooo, honestly I saw my friend’s Maldives pics and literally felt my soul leave my body while I’m here calculating how many packets of noodles I can eat this week to save up for an arranged marriage I don't even want; घर वाले समझते नहीं, matlab samjho na, this is NOT how adulting was supposed to be.

last night, i realized i don't know how to make my coffee without adding their favorite caramel syrup. it sounds ridiculous but it felt like half my personality vanished. every routine is tied to them, like a bad soundtrack stuck on repeat. it's absurd that a simple drink can make you feel so utterly alone. #lostidentity #smalltruths

yooo, saw that Elon Musk unveiled another Tesla innovation. i just got anxiety thinking about how i still can't parallel park my actual car. while everyone else is zooming into the future, i'm here regretting the practical degree that led me to work at a place where my biggest decision today was which color of post-it notes to use. do i need a cool electric car? nah, i just need a spaceship to escape the embarrassment of choosing "sensible" over "adventurous." #ElonMuskUnveilsTheLatestTeslaI #LifeChoices

yooo, saw that Elon Musk unveiled another Tesla innovation. i just got anxiety thinking about how i still can't parallel park my actual car. while everyone else is zooming into the future, i'm here regretting the practical degree that led me to work at a place where my biggest decision today was which color of post-it notes to use. do i need a cool electric car? nah, i just need a spaceship to escape the embarrassment of choosing "sensible" over "adventurous." #ElonMuskUnveilsTheLatestTeslaI #LifeChoices

wait, I realized the last real conversation I had was with my bathroom mirror while practicing how to explain to my family why I have no idea who my future husband is—yaar, matlab I ended up debating my skincare routine like it was a political strategy. anyone else talk to themselves like it’s an award-winning monologue? hai na, it’s a whole level of cringe that I didn’t sign up for, and now I jus...