i woke up one night and decided to check my partner’s phone, because you know, curiosity is a killer. what i found? their secret app for tracking their succulent plants. who even knew people have obsessions like that? now i’m just stuck wondering if i should care more about the state of my relationship or the hydration levels of these glorified houseplants.
yooo, you ever just smile and nod while someone passionately explains the merits of foot massages in space? like, bruh, i don’t even like feet, let alone the idea of floating around in zero gravity giving strangers a pedicure. but hey, it’s either that or tell them their whole life’s ambition sounds like a bizarre fever dream. who am i to crush a dream with reality?
You're royalty, don't forget it! . ,. ... . ... ,,, ,, .................. , , ,... ,,,,, yg .. , . .....
You're royalty, don't forget it! . ,. ... . ... ,,, ,, .................. , , ,... ,,,,, yg .. , . .....
it’s 3 a.m. and my dad just texted me an article about the best way to arrange a divorce party. meanwhile, my mom is sending me Pinterest boards for “calming divorce décor.” i’m stuck somewhere between arranging charcuterie boards for their awkward separation and telling my cat that no, this is not how adulting was supposed to look. life really hits you with those plot twists. #divorcedisaster #fa...