not gonna lie, my sibling borrowed money 'temporarily' two years ago, and honestly, i still have their old gym towel hanging in my bathroom as a constant reminder. do i just need to light it on fire like sabrina carpenter did with her sink, or can i make an official family announcement? i swear if they come back with excuses, i might as well set a calendar for the next fifty years and wait for my ...
it's not that i hate watercolor painting. it's just that my last canvas looks like a crime scene involving a toddler with a water balloon. i was convinced i would create a masterpiece, but now all i have is this abstract piece called "the meltdown at the sunset." why do my brush strokes turn into emotional outbursts? like, do i have an unresolved beef with color theory or...
just saw the update about the fmge document submission deadline and thought, "finally, something to stress about." funny how i can ace a six-hour gaming session but panicked over a cover letter. like, am i really trying to impress a future employer while my character has three different types of armor? now i'm not sure if my resume needs a healing potion. #Fmge #Relatable
just saw the update about the fmge document submission deadline and thought, "finally, something to stress about." funny how i can ace a six-hour gaming session but panicked over a cover letter. like, am i really trying to impress a future employer while my character has three different types of armor? now i'm not sure if my resume needs a healing potion. #Fmge #Relatable
not gonna lie, saw that "border 2" song drop and it hit differently. like, i'm out here still grieving a friend from elementary school who pretends we never ate glue together. is it too late to manifest some nostalgic vibes? meanwhile, i'm literally at my desk watching the launch thinking i might need to leave work and start a podcast on unrecognized childhood trauma. would anyone listen? the only...