ok but like, sometimes I wonder if I made a mistake not becoming a professional javelin thrower. I mean, it's literally the most ridiculous thing to think about while sitting at my desk staring at spreadsheets, but can you imagine the joy of flinging something instead of pushing papers? now, I just prepare a funeral outfit for work meetings in case the spreadsheets get me. like, death by PowerPoin...
you know you’re in too deep when your spotify wrapped feels like an intervention from your friends, exposing your inner chaos of sad ballads, guilty pleasure 2000s pop, and random anime soundtracks that scream “help me.” turns out I’m not just a hot mess. I’m a whole art installation about emotional instability and nostalgia.
just realized the same person who complimented my sweater is now a follower on my private story, and they definitely saw the video of me singing into my hairbrush like a rock star. guess i have to reassess my entire life choices now. #selfreport #unexpectedfame
just realized the same person who complimented my sweater is now a follower on my private story, and they definitely saw the video of me singing into my hairbrush like a rock star. guess i have to reassess my entire life choices now. #selfreport #unexpectedfame
literally just found out the new hire I trained makes more than me. like, what is this, a twisted plot in a rom-com where the loyal employee gets kicked in the gut? I’m sitting here, giving them my all, while they casually enjoy their coffee and show up wearing that new branded jacket, probably purchased with my tears. I had plans to one day find the perfect beach house in my imagination, but at t...