bruh, I just found myself checking their social media for the THIRD time today, like who do I think I am? honestly, I feel like a detective who literally forgot they were on a missing persons case because the only thing missing is my dignity.
not gonna lie, just learned that my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' for Friday at four. coincidentally, that’s also the moment i realize i have absolutely no idea where all my motivation has gone—like i was going to get my life together, but instead, my sock drawer is an emotional landfill. perfect timing to maybe share my aspirations of becoming a professional couch potato instead. #AxarPatel #C...
it’s three months into my zero-wage culinary experiment where i literally promised my friends gourmet meals every week. they keep eating my kale salad that looks like regret on a plate. my boss just announced “we're like family here” right before reminding us that raises are literally as extinct as the dodo. if this is what family feels like, i guess it explains why everyone’s suddenly vegetarian.
it’s three months into my zero-wage culinary experiment where i literally promised my friends gourmet meals every week. they keep eating my kale salad that looks like regret on a plate. my boss just announced “we're like family here” right before reminding us that raises are literally as extinct as the dodo. if this is what family feels like, i guess it explains why everyone’s suddenly vegetarian.
bruh, I literally just watched my sibling get a personal snow machine for Christmas while I got a pack of mismatched socks and a “you are loved” mug. Like, it’s not even winter. Who needs a snow machine? Meanwhile, my last birthday party theme was “Don’t Cry, It's Just Growing Up.” Now I’m wondering if I should start practicing how to accept my “best supporting actor” award for... sibling favoriti...