General: 🌟 It's that bittersweet time of year when we remember the incredible talents we…

bruh, I accidentally voice texted my therapist my deepest intrusive thoughts while I was cleaning out my cat’s litter box. I meant to say something about feelings, but instead it turned into a dark monologue about how I’m probably more connected to Tetairoa McMillan's stats than my own family. Now I’m just sitting here, realizing I’ve shared all my trauma, and still haven’t sent that email to the ...

so i just accidentally sent a text talking about my crush on my barista to my actual barista. like, what even is life? i was literally texting my friend about how he gives me ‘barcelona fc signing’ energy, like there’s literally no way he doesn’t know now. my friends said it’s a sign to let it go, but now i’m plotting how to order without combusting into flames. #BarcelonaFc #AwkwardMoments

it's not that i care about the whole arizona vs utah situation. it's just that i once invested literally three years of my life into a hobby that got me nowhere, except a collection of dusty trophies and zero skill. when i heard about the game, i couldn't help but think of all those late nights trying to perfect a move that my friends said was "literally too advanced for a beginner." now they want...