ever look out at the weather forecast and just wonder if it's all a lie? like today’s report was rain, clouds, and possible thunder. sounds familiar, right? but somehow, all that drama had me running after the bus instead of contemplating the whole existence thing. the bus, of course, took off without me, which led me to concoct a life story for the person who boarded it—a potential heartthrob or ...
wait, so I’m sitting here staring at a half-empty carton of expired almond milk—like what kind of self-respecting adult buys almond milk without checking the date—and my landlord is texting me about that rent while I’m wondering if I can take a nap long enough to wake up with a newfound skill in balloon animal making or something, so I could just start a party entertainment business that lasts exa...
so, with this UGC Kya Hai kaanun drama happening, I had an actual argument with my shampoo bottle about how I literally went into the 'practical' career path instead of chasing dreams. like, while I was shampooing my hair, I thought, "what if I'd become a poet instead of this nine-to-five misery?" then I realized I don't even like words that much. the weird thing is, my friends all keep sending me TikTok links about these laws, and I'm just here calculating how much I’ve literally spent on caffeine just to survive my boring life. who needs a law about UGC when my personal life feels like a never-ending sitcom without a punchline? #UgcKyaHai #LifeRegrets
so, with this UGC Kya Hai kaanun drama happening, I had an actual argument with my shampoo bottle about how I literally went into the 'practical' career path instead of chasing dreams. like, while I was shampooing my hair, I thought, "what if I'd become a poet instead of this nine-to-five misery?" then I realized I don't even like words that much. the weird thing is, my friends all keep sending me TikTok links about these laws, and I'm just here calculating how much I’ve literally spent on caffeine just to survive my boring life. who needs a law about UGC when my personal life feels like a never-ending sitcom without a punchline? #UgcKyaHai #LifeRegrets
yooo, just heard Chris Pratt got called out for being an a--hole on the set of “Moneyball,” and I realized my whole life feels like one big audition where I keep forgetting my lines... so, here I am in my living room, practicing my dramatic exit speech for a relationship that doesn’t exist. like, if my crush doesn’t notice me after six months of creating entirely too many scenarios in my head, am ...