it's not that i care about the stock exchange... it's just that every time it goes up, i feel like i need to post something profound. so there i was, texting my friend about the latest surge in the market, clearly *unqualified* to give stock advice. then i panicked and accidentally triple-texted "it’s just a numbers game," while my phone slipped into *somehow being hacked* territory. now they thin...
i just realized i've been like, waiting for someone to come swoop in and save me, when literally no one is even on the way. it’s like my life is a bad sitcom where the main character stands around staring at a closed door, hoping for the plot twist while everyone's outside laughing at my awkwardness. like, spoiler alert, it turns out the only person who can save me is my own pathetic self, which i...
sometimes i feel like the only person pretending to be rich when my bank account is basically just a negative space - people in my circle assume i’m doing fine but i can’t afford the luxury of honesty, so i laugh along when they talk about future plans, meanwhile i’m staring at bills, imagining them floating away like balloons i can’t afford to buy - and then i see posts about "zodiak leo hari ini" with promises of good fortune - oh, if only my reality matched that horoscope, maybe then i could stop stuffing my wardrobe with outfits that look expensive but are just good for the 'gram - am i chasing a dream or just pretending this empty feeling is part of my personality? #ZodiakLeoHariIni #struggleisreal
sometimes i feel like the only person pretending to be rich when my bank account is basically just a negative space - people in my circle assume i’m doing fine but i can’t afford the luxury of honesty, so i laugh along when they talk about future plans, meanwhile i’m staring at bills, imagining them floating away like balloons i can’t afford to buy - and then i see posts about "zodiak leo hari ini" with promises of good fortune - oh, if only my reality matched that horoscope, maybe then i could stop stuffing my wardrobe with outfits that look expensive but are just good for the 'gram - am i chasing a dream or just pretending this empty feeling is part of my personality? #ZodiakLeoHariIni #struggleisreal
yooo, my parents showed up unannounced and I had literally just binge-watched an entire series in my pajamas for three days straight. so when they walked in, I was surrounded by empty snacks, literal chaos, and a TV blaring like I was at a festival. honestly, the look on their faces was a mix of horror and concern, and I couldn't decide if I wanted to laugh or cry. my whole life feels like an act,...