WhisperDog

General: yaar, matlab samjho na, when my brother was taken to that baba, part of me just …

my parents just asked me if i have a plan for when they find me a match, like they dont get that i am barely keeping up with my bills and still eating instant noodles while they discuss dowry like they are at a car dealership.

saw that coworker i’ve been dodging for months at the grocery store, and instead of just walking away, i smiled and waved like everything is totally fine while i was literally dying inside. i forgot how to make small talk so i just ended up asking if they had tried that weird new brand of toothpaste that looks like it belongs in a sci-fi movie.

yaar, matlab samjho na, when my brother was taken to that baba, part of me just watched, watched him get chained up and thought maybe i should have fought harder to bring him home. घर वाले समझते नहीं, just do what the village says.

yaar, matlab samjho na, when my brother was taken to that baba, part of me just watched, watched him get chained up and thought maybe i should have fought harder to bring him home. घर वाले समझते नहीं, just do what the village says.

so there i am in the grocery store parking lot, heart racing like i'm about to win an Olympic medal, and all i wanted was some milk but instead i’m having a full-on existential crisis about the avocados like are they really worth my sanity, because it feels like i need a life coach just to pick produce.