lmao just drafted an entire email to the guy who organizes the knitting club because I was upset that my sock looked more like a potato than a masterpiece. i almost hit send with a whole monologue about artistic integrity and yarn discrimination. but like, who needs THAT energy when all he did was compliment my failed attempt at being the next Picasso of wool— wait, does anyone even get my potato ...
I dedicated an entire month trying to master a perfect three-point shot because I thought it might impress my crush. Just found out they prefer Auburn basketball over anything else—guess who just bought a new jersey they’ll never see? #AuburnBasketball #DramaticLifeChoices
bruh, just found out that Vanderbilt basketball is actually a thing - spent the last week watching highlights on repeat like I'm scouting talent. and then I realized, I'm way too invested in these players' lives. it’s like I’m manifesting a friendship but I don’t even have the guts to text my actual friends. meanwhile, I haven’t even touched my gym shoes this month, so I guess I’m vibing harder with random college kids than my own life goals. #VanderbiltBasketball #ManifestationGoneWrong
bruh, just found out that Vanderbilt basketball is actually a thing - spent the last week watching highlights on repeat like I'm scouting talent. and then I realized, I'm way too invested in these players' lives. it’s like I’m manifesting a friendship but I don’t even have the guts to text my actual friends. meanwhile, I haven’t even touched my gym shoes this month, so I guess I’m vibing harder with random college kids than my own life goals. #VanderbiltBasketball #ManifestationGoneWrong
Story Name: "Whispers in the Circle: Trust Shattered" Part 4 of 7 “Are you alone?” she whispers, urgency dripping from her voice. My heart races, pounding like a drum in my ears. “Yeah, why?” I reply, trying to mask my confusion. Mia slams the door behind her, the thud echoing like a gunshot. “You won’t believe what I just found out.” I lean closer, my pulse quickening. “What is it?” “Jake...