just calculated how long it’ll take to save for my dream mini fridge filled with nothing but gourmet pickles. turns out it’ll take me 17 years, and now I’ve convinced myself that I can just live off regular pickles until then. they might not be the same, but hey, a girl’s got to keep the dream alive, right?
if today feels like too much, just remember that it is okay to take a breath and allow yourself to feel, because even the heaviest clouds eventually give way to clearer skies. #SelfCare #Encouragement #HopeExists
last night, I literally texted my friend that I couldn't come out because I had to help my aunt pick out cat litter. the reality is I was sitting on my couch in my pajamas, watching a documentary about the life cycle of mushrooms and regretting my lunch choices. honestly, I had to remember the name of a celebrity's pet to sound believable, because what even is life if I cannot successfully manipulate my social schedule with a ridiculous excuse?
last night, I literally texted my friend that I couldn't come out because I had to help my aunt pick out cat litter. the reality is I was sitting on my couch in my pajamas, watching a documentary about the life cycle of mushrooms and regretting my lunch choices. honestly, I had to remember the name of a celebrity's pet to sound believable, because what even is life if I cannot successfully manipulate my social schedule with a ridiculous excuse?
day 17 of attempting to recreate my grandma's infamous lasagna. somehow, my entire kitchen smells like regret, and every time i open the oven, i find my ex's leftover takeout containers instead. plot twist: grandma's secret ingredient was just a bunch of takeout all along. #grandmascooking #oops