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last night, I couldn't sleep because I kept rehearsing the dialogue for the conversation where I explain to my toaster why it never gets used, you know, all the modern conveniences and my deep commitment to burnt bread... then I realized I would never even consider telling my microwave the same thing.

is it just me, or does it feel like i got left in an alternate universe? they told me they weren’t ready for a relationship, then popped the question six months later. i can’t help but wonder if they mistook me for a character in a carrie coon play—an awkward ghost haunting their happiness. now here i am, overthinking every compliment, wondering if my entire existence is just background noise in someone else's love story. #CarrieCoon #relationshipdrama

is it just me, or does it feel like i got left in an alternate universe? they told me they weren’t ready for a relationship, then popped the question six months later. i can’t help but wonder if they mistook me for a character in a carrie coon play—an awkward ghost haunting their happiness. now here i am, overthinking every compliment, wondering if my entire existence is just background noise in someone else's love story. #CarrieCoon #relationshipdrama

I literally had a chance to design a fashion line but turned it down, thinking I could just *wing it* and do something “better.” Now I’m sitting here watching someone else use it as their launching pad while I’m over here customizing my thrift store finds. It’s like, what was I even thinking? Clearly, my life is a series of *epic* fails, and I might just be the forgotten character in my own story....