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General: it's not that i don’t care about the u19 world cup. it’s just that my company li…

honestly, my notes app is a dark portal where i plan elaborate heists involving ten bags of jellybeans and a pet rock named Jonathan. i started writing a ten-page essay about why socks should have pockets, and now my reputation is on the line because i genuinely thought someone would find it insightful.

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it's not that i don’t care about the u19 world cup. it’s just that my company literally laid off half the team. now i’m doing the work of eight people while secretly crying into a spreadsheet. if rain can ruin a cricket match, just imagine what it can do to my soul. honestly, i’m just one email away from booking a one-way ticket to existential dread. at this point, the only cup i'm winning is the one filled with tears while pretending my job is just a practice round in a game nobody plays. #U19WorldCup #LifeCrisis

it's not that i don’t care about the u19 world cup. it’s just that my company literally laid off half the team. now i’m doing the work of eight people while secretly crying into a spreadsheet. if rain can ruin a cricket match, just imagine what it can do to my soul. honestly, i’m just one email away from booking a one-way ticket to existential dread. at this point, the only cup i'm winning is the one filled with tears while pretending my job is just a practice round in a game nobody plays. #U19WorldCup #LifeCrisis

not gonna lie, I texted my friends I couldn’t come out because I had “a prior engagement.” in reality, I was deep cleaning my fridge and almost fell into it. who knew an old jar of pickles could send me spiraling? turns out, “prior engagement” really means “prior commitments to not buy more instant ramen.” I just pretended I had a packed schedule of things to avoid. #socialanxiety #adultingfail