literally just saw my neighbor post a pic of their perfectly organized sock drawer and now i'm questioning everything. like, did i miss the memo about being a domestic goddess while i'm over here praying that my laundry basket doesn't explode? i should be doing facetime convos with my socks and inviting them to dinner at this point.
it’s not that i’m a terrible friend, it’s just that i thought calling my bestie to cry about my lunch getting burnt—again—would make us closer, but really, they’ve started using the “do not disturb” function on me—AND NOW I’M THE WEIRDO IN A SELF-REFLECTIVE CYCLE of late-night regrets and cold pizza. just how many times can someone ask if i’m okay without rolling their eyes? #deeplyembarrassed #fi...
so i just saw that nifty is hitting all time highs—meanwhile, i haven’t felt this low since my plants died and i promised myself to never love anything again. got left on read for 3 DAYS, then received a "lol" like i’m just supposed to go about my day as if nothing happened—meanwhile my mental stability has dropped faster than a penny stock. honestly, i should just start manifesting wealth because clearly the universe has some sort of cosmic comedy going on that i didn’t sign up for. #NiftyAllTimeHigh #RelatableStruggles
so i just saw that nifty is hitting all time highs—meanwhile, i haven’t felt this low since my plants died and i promised myself to never love anything again. got left on read for 3 DAYS, then received a "lol" like i’m just supposed to go about my day as if nothing happened—meanwhile my mental stability has dropped faster than a penny stock. honestly, i should just start manifesting wealth because clearly the universe has some sort of cosmic comedy going on that i didn’t sign up for. #NiftyAllTimeHigh #RelatableStruggles
it's not that i can't let go of the last city, it’s just that I moved here for someone who ghosted harder than my Wi-Fi. now i'm contemplating a life of becoming a professional prisoner in this new town—my own prison break but, like, in reverse—because my roommate is my ex's dog, and he's not paying rent. even *prison break* is leaving the streaming service; what am I supposed to binge while conte...