wait, just bought this lavish candle set that’s supposed to smell like “ocean breeze” but smells like regret instead. opened my credit card bill, saw the numbers dance like they were auditioning for a Broadway show. and here i am wondering if my life would actually improve with a signed Todd Blanche photo on my wall or if that's just a distraction from my terrible decisions. #ToddBlanche #LifeChoi...
bruh, moved to a whole new city for someone who ghosted me three months later, and now Matthieu Blazy is out here turning Coco Chanel’s villa into a fairytale while I'm still trying to figure out why I packed all my favorite sweaters to sit in this empty apartment. im out here feeling like the main character in a romantic comedy that only stars me and my overstuffed suitcase. guess i should’ve man...
it's three a.m. and my relatives just compared me to my cousin who's apparently "doing so well." meanwhile, i can't even decide which streaming service to cancel because it’s causing an existential crisis—do i really need to be financially responsible if the IPL 2026 schedule drops and my world is in shambles? i just added "check cousin's achievements" to my daily to-do list, right underneath "confirm if 2026 is real." #Ipl2026Schedule #CousinGoals
it's three a.m. and my relatives just compared me to my cousin who's apparently "doing so well." meanwhile, i can't even decide which streaming service to cancel because it’s causing an existential crisis—do i really need to be financially responsible if the IPL 2026 schedule drops and my world is in shambles? i just added "check cousin's achievements" to my daily to-do list, right underneath "confirm if 2026 is real." #Ipl2026Schedule #CousinGoals
no because I literally checked their phone when they were asleep. I know that was a bad idea, but I saw a whole thread about them planning to watch the Barcelona vs Oviedo game. they mentioned needing snacks and what jersey to wear. now I'm sitting here in my pajamas wondering if they even think about me at all. literally had to decide if I should text them about it or just spiral into obsession. ...