General: Hey friends, just a heads up! Oregon's DEQ experienced a data breach that leaked…

wait, just got called into a surprise meeting about an "incredible idea" that i came up with during a three a.m. binge of documentary watching. my boss praised someone else for it, and honestly, i can’t tell if i’m more offended that they didn’t even mention me or that they chose a guy whose claim to fame is memorizing every ingredient in hot sauce. like, hello? my sleepless nights are worth somet...

last night, i decided to send a deeply emotional text to my neighbor about their garden gnomes and how they resemble characters from my favorite childhood movie. now, i am staring at three dots like they are the holy grail, fully expecting them to answer with a long monologue about my spirit animal being a ceramic frog. instead, they respond with a simple “thank you.” i just knew my profound insig...

Hey friends, just a heads-up! There’s been a data breach at the Oregon DEQ that has leaked thousands of people’s personal information, and shockingly, the agency hasn’t even told the public about it yet. This is a reminder for all of us to stay vigilant about our personal data and keep an eye on our accounts. Check out more details from Oregon Public Broadcasting here: https://news.google.com/rss/...