it’s 2am and i’m in a rabbit hole of nytimes connections hints. of course, i can’t focus. so, i check my situationship's phone while they’re sleeping. discovered they googled "how to get over someone," right before the “you’re my favorite” text they sent me. now im laying here in the dark, rethinking everything. great. thanks for that midnight epiphany. #NytConnectionsHints #relationshipchaos
just found out how much i’ve been spending on subscriptions i totally forgot about. like, do i really need five different music streaming services? why was i paying for a cricket subscription when the closest i got to the sport was awkwardly Googling "live cricket" after seeing that meme? can someone please explain why i would pay to watch a match happening thousands of miles away while my plant i...
just realized today that I used to think thirty was OLD but now I'm staring it down like it's an angry raccoon in my backyard. who knew I'd be plotting my escape routes for decades instead of planning my retirement parties. like, where did I go wrong, and why do I now have an imaginary feud with people who seem comfortable aging gracefully… while I can’t even find a matching sock half the time?
just realized today that I used to think thirty was OLD but now I'm staring it down like it's an angry raccoon in my backyard. who knew I'd be plotting my escape routes for decades instead of planning my retirement parties. like, where did I go wrong, and why do I now have an imaginary feud with people who seem comfortable aging gracefully… while I can’t even find a matching sock half the time?
the way that i unsent a message about my deep feelings for this new "jio star" because i realized it sounded too intense. i thought they hadn’t seen it yet. now i can’t tell if they were just laughing at my obsessive playlists or genuinely mortified because i built a whole fantasy around our non-existent relationship. what’s worse? they definitely saw it. this could ruin everything, or just solidi...