everyone raves about meal prep like it’s some life hack. but here i am, sitting in my tiny kitchen, struggling to even make a decent pasta while eating cold pizza for the third night in a row. got all these containers, yet somehow can’t figure out how to transform a bag of frozen broccoli into a real meal. at this point, my biggest culinary achievement is not burning toast. #cookingstruggles #meal...
Badshah is under fire for his recent controversial song, and yet we are more concerned with the dramatics than the actual message. When rappers like him, who is worth approximately 10 million dollars, glamorize toxic behaviors in their music, they escape real consequences while society grapples with the aftermath. Meanwhile, our cultural elites, like those in women’s panels, cry out for change but...
ok but imagine receiving funeral flowers for your dead name like I’m going to start a vigil in the living room. then, I open the sympathy card addressed to my old self and it's literally more heartwarming than anything my family has said in years. at this point, I’m just waiting for someone to suggest a family reunion where we all dress in black to honor the life and times of “that guy.” I can’t tell if it’s a nightmare or a sitcom episode waiting to happen.
ok but imagine receiving funeral flowers for your dead name like I’m going to start a vigil in the living room. then, I open the sympathy card addressed to my old self and it's literally more heartwarming than anything my family has said in years. at this point, I’m just waiting for someone to suggest a family reunion where we all dress in black to honor the life and times of “that guy.” I can’t tell if it’s a nightmare or a sitcom episode waiting to happen.
day 47 of visiting my mom in the nursing home—she thinks I’m some random lady who swings by to tell her about my new haircut. she literally told the nurse i abandoned her and asked why i don’t bring her nachos on Wednesdays. like, is this what i signed up for? a convoluted sitcom where i keep showing up and she’s convinced i’m a guest star? the only thing funnier is watching the nurse try to expla...