bruh, saw that walmart is joining the nasdaq hundred and suddenly felt my entire life crumble like stale bread. I mean, I put my heart into being a loyal fan of this niche online cooking group, just to realize I was shouting into the void. it's like I was the only one stirring the pot, while everyone else was investing in their futures. now I’m here baking alone, whispering recipes to my sad plant...
yooo, just spent an hour crafting the perfect speech about my hobby of collecting antique spoons, like literally detailing their historical significance and sentimental value, and they replied with a single spoon emoji. now i feel like a loser at an art exhibit where nobody understands my passion for cutlery.
last night, I discovered my sibling still owes me money from two years ago. I was cleaning out my closet and found the ‘IOU’ note written on a napkin from the diner. I mean—can you really use “temporary” that long? and now I am watching Hims stock tumble like my sanity every time they swipe their card to “treat” themselves. so do I confront them about it or start charging interest like a loan shark? #HimsStock #SiblingDrama
last night, I discovered my sibling still owes me money from two years ago. I was cleaning out my closet and found the ‘IOU’ note written on a napkin from the diner. I mean—can you really use “temporary” that long? and now I am watching Hims stock tumble like my sanity every time they swipe their card to “treat” themselves. so do I confront them about it or start charging interest like a loan shark? #HimsStock #SiblingDrama
the way that i just found out my private story was screenshotted by the barista who never even looked at me during our daily encounters is literally life-changing. like, how am i supposed to recover from the embarrassment of them now knowing i shared my deeply poetic thoughts on "boeing stock" right next to my existential crisis? i could literally write a novel titled "my crush is judging my emoti...