General: Hey friends, just a heads up! There's been a data breach at 700Credit that expos…

day 13 of pretending i didn’t just hear my boss give credit for MY pitch to the intern who can barely spell “strategic.” the worst part? i sat there nodding like an enthusiastic bobblehead while internally questioning every life choice that led me to this moment... guess it’s time to update my résumé to include “expert at silently seething.”

i literally spent months trying to reignite a friendship that was over before i even knew it ended - we had one awkward coffee where i laughed too loud and they checked their phone like it was on fire. honestly thought we could turn it around until i realized the only thing we had in common was mutual disdain for the weather. finally sent a “let’s catch up soon!” text, only to see them at the groc...

wait, my best friend told someone my biggest secret over coffee. like, why share that? now every time someone says “kirsten dunst” in conversation, I brace for impact like I’m about to be exposed on a reality show. so basically, I’ve gone from secretive introvert to the town crier—great. #KirstenDunst #DramaAlert