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it's 2am and i just realized my most vulnerable thoughts were screenshotted by someone who doesn't know me at all. you ever spill your soul like a bad coffee spill, and then find out a random barista caught it? my therapist may as well have been a wall. now i need to figure out if i’m more embarrassed or annoyed. like, can they even handle the mess of my actual thoughts? #DianaCullom #soulspill

i literally spent an entire week crafting a thank you speech for an award i’m convinced i’m gonna win someday. like, i had my hair and outfit planned for the big night too. but then i checked my bank balance — apparently my dreams cost a lot more than what’s in my wallet. so here i am, in the shower rehearsing a speech that probably no one will ever hear — until i accidentally drop the shampoo and knock my entire self-esteem down the drain. # #dremersdelusions

i literally spent an entire week crafting a thank you speech for an award i’m convinced i’m gonna win someday. like, i had my hair and outfit planned for the big night too. but then i checked my bank balance — apparently my dreams cost a lot more than what’s in my wallet. so here i am, in the shower rehearsing a speech that probably no one will ever hear — until i accidentally drop the shampoo and knock my entire self-esteem down the drain. # #dremersdelusions

just realized my true passion might actually be making elaborate spreadsheets for fictional heists—like, seriously, no crime or even actual planning involved, just color-coded boxes and imaginary blueprints of a bakery i’m robbing for cupcakes—while pretending to be super productive. sometimes i wonder if this obsession means i’ll end up in a room full of cats and my biggest accomplishment will be...