bruh, just thought about how if I had actually chosen to take that painting class in college instead of binge-watching reality shows, I could’ve been in a gallery showing my work, instead of Googling how to paint my walls because my landlord won’t let me do it. now I just watch Joel Edgerton movies thinking, "who even am I?" meanwhile, that could’ve been my artwork everyone admired instead of my P...
was scrolling through social media, and somehow ended up deep in a rabbit hole about the "Delhi traffic police lok adalat" — now all I can think about is how I prioritized my imaginary debates with celebrity crushes over actual life goals. I rehearsed conversations with a person I've never met for hours, while they’re probably waiting to sort out their e-traffic challans—what kind of life is that?...
yooo. just found out my ex is now dating my friend who thinks 'free-spirited' means carrying crystals in their purse. i was literally cleaning my bookshelf and hit my head on a corner because i had my back turned to the world. everyone knew except for me, like my social skills just pulled a disappearing act. sorry bookshelf, for yelling at you, but how did i not know i was the main character in a sitcom about delusions?
yooo. just found out my ex is now dating my friend who thinks 'free-spirited' means carrying crystals in their purse. i was literally cleaning my bookshelf and hit my head on a corner because i had my back turned to the world. everyone knew except for me, like my social skills just pulled a disappearing act. sorry bookshelf, for yelling at you, but how did i not know i was the main character in a sitcom about delusions?
wait, so i just found out my friend group has a separate chat without me. you know, the kind of chat where they talk about things like favorite snacks and conspiracy theories, and here i am, stuck in a void, alone with my dinner for one and obsessive googling about the rajasthan high court. why am i dissecting a legal case when my actual life feels like one big fraud investigation? should i just l...