no because I literally still think about the time I spilled coffee all over my brand new shoes and just like that, my entire day was ruined. like, it was the universe's way of saying, “congratulations, here’s a permanent reminder of your bad decisions.” I’ve even practiced my revenge fantasy where those shoes get a glow-up into a fashionable statement piece. #mundanemadness #revengefantasies
why do families insist on asking when i'm getting married? wallah, nobody understands my financial situation. i can't even afford a three-piece suit without selling my kidney. i’m sitting here drowning in student debt, meanwhile they think i’m living a romantic fairytale. ya3ni, it’s hard when the most stable relationship in my life is with my food delivery guy, who probably thinks i have a family...
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not gonna lie, sometimes I spend an hour planning a ridiculously elaborate breakfast in my head, like avocado toast with the perfect sprinkle of sea salt and artisanal honey, only to end up eating a slightly expired bag of chips at 2 am while watching a reality show about people who make cheese. like, how did I get here? did I think that dreaming up my own brunch cafe would magically fix my LIFE? ...