WhisperDog

General: its not that i hate valentine's week. its just that i always end up planning a g…

no because seeing haider ali lead a team after selling mangoes hits differently, yaar. matlab, while i’m here juggling my parents' expectations like it's a circus act, he’s making a comeback on the world stage. ghar wale toh bas koi special achievement nahi dekhte. every family gathering turns into a 'dekh bhai, kisne kya kiya' competition. sometimes I wonder if it's easier to just ghost them too,...

not gonna lie, i threw out all my mismatched socks just so i could look like a functional adult. now i have a drawer full of perfect pairs that i only wear when i pretend to have my life together. meanwhile, i scroll through the comments of random celebrities’ posts like they are my real friends, and it’s like, cool, they don’t know my favorite color either.

its not that i hate valentine's week. its just that i always end up planning a grand dinner for two... only to eat instant noodles alone in my apartment. and when the rose day arrives, my biggest concern is if my boss will give me a raise or if i will still be stuck juggling three part-time gigs while pretending to enjoy life. feeling like an unpaid intern for romance when my biggest relationship right now is with my credit card bill. just waiting for someone to rescue me from this corporate jungle. #RoseDayProposeDayValentineDay #lifeisstrange

its not that i hate valentine's week. its just that i always end up planning a grand dinner for two... only to eat instant noodles alone in my apartment. and when the rose day arrives, my biggest concern is if my boss will give me a raise or if i will still be stuck juggling three part-time gigs while pretending to enjoy life. feeling like an unpaid intern for romance when my biggest relationship right now is with my credit card bill. just waiting for someone to rescue me from this corporate jungle. #RoseDayProposeDayValentineDay #lifeisstrange