day 12 of scrolling through all the cricket highlights while my fridge literally echoes back my financial despair; just found out some guy named Logan van Beek bowled like a pro, meanwhile I just dropped my last twenty on instant noodles, knowing no one understands the shame of pretending my bank account is doing fine when I’m just out here hoping to win the food lottery next week. #LoganVanBeek #...
it’s 3am and I’m lying in bed, scrolling through posts about the upcoming vote, like what even is the point? I showed up to family dinner last week with my own ambitions, and they immediately launched into a lecture about how I should really just follow the family blueprint - just be like my cousin who literally has a perfect job and never looks stressed. I spent years reshaping myself to fit thei...
so my camera roll is basically a true crime documentary where i am the main suspect; how else do you explain twenty-three blurry selfies of me trying to be sexy in a beekeeping suit after attempting to recreate a viral TikTok? do i have a honey allergy? yes, i do. can my self-esteem handle that reality? absolutely not. what will i tell my future children when they ask why there’s a series of images labeled “beekeeper babe” alongside a really confused cat in the background? seriously, am i okay?
so my camera roll is basically a true crime documentary where i am the main suspect; how else do you explain twenty-three blurry selfies of me trying to be sexy in a beekeeping suit after attempting to recreate a viral TikTok? do i have a honey allergy? yes, i do. can my self-esteem handle that reality? absolutely not. what will i tell my future children when they ask why there’s a series of images labeled “beekeeper babe” alongside a really confused cat in the background? seriously, am i okay?
i just caught myself scrolling through pictures from the winter olympics opening ceremony and realized i can barely afford a Netflix subscription right now. meanwhile, i was pretending to be fully okay with my zero-dollar meals while debating whether to buy instant ramen or the off-brand cereal at the store. the gap between my bank account and the glamorous world of athletes in Milan-Cortina feels...