it's not that i care about astrology, it's just that my taurus horoscope said something about promising outcomes in real estate, right after i found out that the second chance i gave someone was actually used on a DIFFERENT person. imagine me sitting here, holding an avocado toast while scrolling their entire social media, all to see them happily thriving with my leftover heart. like, how are you ...
I just found out I have to mentor someone. Meanwhile, I spent an entire afternoon working out the logistics of building a pillow fort because adulting is just too real. Like, how am I supposed to guide anyone when I literally still don’t know how to make pasta without burning it? #IvaJovic #Relatable
so, i just had a moment where i accidentally spilled cereal on my ancient rug. the kind of rug that definitely witnessed my teenage years, full of angst and questionable life choices. now i can’t help but think it’s plotting against me, secretly wishing for a cereal cleanse. sorry, rug. i just know someday it’s going to haunt me, making me miss out on my destiny as a cereal influencer.
so, i just had a moment where i accidentally spilled cereal on my ancient rug. the kind of rug that definitely witnessed my teenage years, full of angst and questionable life choices. now i can’t help but think it’s plotting against me, secretly wishing for a cereal cleanse. sorry, rug. i just know someday it’s going to haunt me, making me miss out on my destiny as a cereal influencer.
just realized i have been collecting souvenir spoons from every trip for a decade. like, these shiny little treasures represent my loyalty to places that would replace me for a new shiny spoon in a heartbeat. but hey, at least my kitchen is now a gallery of regret and misplaced priorities. #souvenirstruggles #selfreflection