day 47 of avoiding my friends' texts because they want to go out. i said i had plans, but really, i just can't afford to even breathe the same air as a fancy restaurant right now. watching "Marty Supreme" trending feels like someone dropping their Gucci wallet next to my thrift store finds. it's like, great, Timothée is winning Oscars while i’m over here making ramen stretch like it's a masterclas...
देखो यार, अब शादी के बाद वो दोस्त बस दूर होते जा रहे हैं, ऐसे जैसे मैं बस एक जंगली पेड़ हूँ और बाकी सब फलदार वृक्ष बन गए हैं। घर की बात समझे बिना, लोग गाड़ी और घर खरीदते जा रहे हैं, और मैं यहाँ यह सोचते हुए बैठा हूँ कि क्या मैंने ये सब छोड़कर सही किया था। सबको लगता है, सब कुछ परफेक्ट है, लेकिन मुझमें तो सिर्फ एक बड़ी अनिश्चितता है। ये "ind vs pak match" जैसे बड़ी बातें सुनते हुए, दिल में एक और सवा...
last night, i caught my roommate peeking at my search history. instead of being human about it, we just pretended it didn't happen while i mentally went over my entire life and my inexplicable need to research "how to fold a fitted sheet like a pro." i can’t decide what’s more embarrassing: the thought of her knowing that or the fact that i actually believed this method could change my existence. classic delusional confidence, right?
last night, i caught my roommate peeking at my search history. instead of being human about it, we just pretended it didn't happen while i mentally went over my entire life and my inexplicable need to research "how to fold a fitted sheet like a pro." i can’t decide what’s more embarrassing: the thought of her knowing that or the fact that i actually believed this method could change my existence. classic delusional confidence, right?
just realized the only time my heart races is when i’m in a video game. matlab, every time i see a couple in the park holding hands, i think about how my most successful relationship is with my gaming console. seriously, bhai, the last time someone even smiled at me was when i gave my character a new outfit. real life hai na, just does not hit like an ind vs pak match. #IndVsPakMatch #GamingConfes...