General: Exciting news for tech fans! 🤖 The UK is planning to let AI systems tap into da…

my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' for friday at four pm. instantly, I spiraled into a world where this was code for “we are terminating you, and by the way, your favorite mug has been destroyed.” next thing I know, I’m writing an acceptance speech for my imaginary farewell party, thanking the office plants for their unwavering support, and trying to convince myself the mug was too ugly to keep a...

just realized i spent the whole day preparing for the release of dhurandhar like it’s my second job. instead of working on my actual job, i found myself analyzing ranveer singh's every outfit choice in the trailer, like my life depended on it. my side hustle is technically becoming a movie critic for films nobody asked me to critique. who knew my destiny would be crying over uncut versions of spie...

wait. they said they needed space but just posted a picture painting a mural with someone else. not just a mural, but an INTERACTIVE mural that includes their ‘favorite childhood memories’ and honestly I did not sign up for this art exhibit of their new bestie. guess I’ll have to cancel my emotional support paint supplies. #artisticbetrayal #justspacethings