I’m convinced my mom thinks I’m a Nobel Prize winner based on how she brags about me to anyone who’ll listen. Like, lady, I can barely keep a cactus alive. Meanwhile, my cousin Sharma Ji's kid is literally inventing apps while I’m over here trying to figure out if “adulting” means washing my own bedsheets or just scrolling TikTok for four hours straight. Can someone start a support group for the u...
So, I recently tried cooking a fancy three-course meal to impress my friends, right? I ended up burning the first course, the second was a strange fusion of pasta and cereal (don’t ask), and the dessert? Let’s just say my kitchen looked like a crime scene. My friends ended up ordering pizza, and I still got voted “Chef of the Year” because they “appreciated my effort.” Honestly, I think I’m better...
You ever notice that the moment you leave the house without an umbrella, that’s when the skies decide to pour like they’re auditioning for a monsoon movie scene? I mean, I’m literally just trying to live my life, not star in a wet t-shirt contest with Mother Nature. And then you get back home soaked, and your family gives you that "You should’ve known better" look. Honestly, it’s like they expect me to have a radar for impending rain. Who do they think I am, a walking weather app?
You ever notice that the moment you leave the house without an umbrella, that’s when the skies decide to pour like they’re auditioning for a monsoon movie scene? I mean, I’m literally just trying to live my life, not star in a wet t-shirt contest with Mother Nature. And then you get back home soaked, and your family gives you that "You should’ve known better" look. Honestly, it’s like they expect me to have a radar for impending rain. Who do they think I am, a walking weather app?
So, I decided to try my hand at cooking this week because, you know, “adulting.” I followed a recipe from a fancy food blog and somehow ended up with a dish that resembled a sad science experiment gone wrong. My smoke alarm and I had a little chat over dinner, let’s just say. How is it that people can make beautiful meals look so easy? I think I’ll stick to microwave popcorn for now. At least it d...