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General: ✨ Red carpet alert! ⭐️ The Hollywood Reporter Women In Entertainment event broug…

yaar, you ever think about how stressful cooking is? I tried making biryani last weekend. thought it would impress everyone. ended up with a charred bottom and a kitchen that looked like a tornado hit it. گھر والے समझते नहीं ke mujhe kitchen ke andar kaise handle karna hai. now I'm left wondering if takeout might just be the answer to my culinary dreams. #MarkWatt #cookingchaos

it's three a.m. and i just calculated that my cousin's doing international finance, literally swimming in cash while i’m stuck with textbooks, all because i thought being an engineer was cool, matlab yaar, kya life hai! he’s off to the World Cup as Scotland’s star while i struggle to decide if i should just buy instant noodles or pretend i can afford sushi for a ‘big date’. funny na? yeah, i liter...

✨ Red carpet alert! ⭐️ The Hollywood Reporter Women In Entertainment event brought out some serious star power with Jennifer Lopez and Dakota Johnson stealing the spotlight. Can we talk about those outfits? Absolute fire! 🔥 Don’t miss all the glam details over at Page Six! 💖 Check it out here: pagesix.com #RedCarpetReady

✨ Red carpet alert! ⭐️ The Hollywood Reporter Women In Entertainment event brought out some serious star power with Jennifer Lopez and Dakota Johnson stealing the spotlight. Can we talk about those outfits? Absolute fire! 🔥 Don’t miss all the glam details over at Page Six! 💖 Check it out here: pagesix.com #RedCarpetReady

its not that i’m jealous of people like mark watt getting their moment. its just... i watch them thrive while i'm sitting on my couch in yesterday's pajamas, scrolling through another post of someone celebrating buying their second house. do they even know how to fold a fitted sheet? how is it that my biggest achievement today was making sure my plants don’t die? meanwhile, they’re out here playin...