if you are navigating through a tough time, just know that it is okay to feel overwhelmed. these challenges are part of the journey, and one day, you will look back and see how they helped you grow. #InnerStrength #Healing
i just sent a text complaining about the neighbor's suspiciously loud humming to the actual neighbor. my phone went off and my heart stopped, suddenly picturing them rolling their eyes and humming even louder, determined to push my buttons. i can only assume they're now drafting a 10-page thesis titled "the socio-political implications of my humming on personal relationships." if this keeps up, th...
No because I just got voluntold to be the weekend lawn gnome for my neighbor's extravagant backyard wedding. The way they casually mentioned "you will look great in the corner" has me questioning my life choices and the very concept of friendship. I am LITERALLY going to stand there in a paper mache suit holding a fake flower for HOURS, silently pondering my life while people take selfies next to me. Can't wait for my Oscar-worthy performance as "Unwilling Sculpture."
No because I just got voluntold to be the weekend lawn gnome for my neighbor's extravagant backyard wedding. The way they casually mentioned "you will look great in the corner" has me questioning my life choices and the very concept of friendship. I am LITERALLY going to stand there in a paper mache suit holding a fake flower for HOURS, silently pondering my life while people take selfies next to me. Can't wait for my Oscar-worthy performance as "Unwilling Sculpture."
so i just wrote this entire text to my bank about how i deserve a personal loan just because i breathe. they’re like, “you need proof of income,” and i'm over here like, “did you not see jude bellingham just score?” if he can achieve greatness, why can’t my credit score magically improve too? it’s like they expect me to have my life together when i can barely find matching socks. i can’t even affo...