General: 🚨 Important read from State College! A recent investigation reveals the troubli…

yooo, so i’m vibing with this person who said they don’t do relationships, right? but here i am, catching feelings like they are contagious. why do i always think i can change someone’s mind? is it some weird family dynamic where i always go for the impossible? i want what i can’t have, like my cousin wanting attention at family dinners. it's wild how unrequited love makes you question if it’s you...

wait, you know that moment when everyone’s posting their tax refund plans? matlab, ek taraf hai wo log ghar kharid rahe hain, aur mai bas ek budget meal ko ghoor kar raha hoon. yaar, even my hobbies feel like a competition. jab main music sunta hoon toh woh apne plans dikhate hain, jab mai guitar uthat hoon toh main jaanta hoon mera loan still unpaid hai. lekin, na, mai khud ko convince karta hoon...

day 47 of pretending my sofa doesn’t have a stain because i literally can’t afford to replace it. i mean, people see me in cute outfits, but like, those are the same two shirts i just rotate every week. sorry, couch, for acting like you’re not a daily reminder of my bank account's limits. it’s exhausting, like, literally exhausting to act okay while watching my student loan balance mock me from a ...