wait. my life choices are starting to look like a game of Monopoly played by my parents. like, did they think being the CEO of a fortune cookie factory is my true calling just because it’s what they dreamt? meanwhile, i’m here plotting my escape with my carefully curated collection of ceramic frogs that hold zero value and might just be my real legacy. why does adulthood feel like trying to make k...
if you are facing a tough time right now, just remember that the clouds will eventually part. every challenge you overcome is a step towards becoming the person you are meant to be. #SelfCare #KeepGoing #InnerStrength
no because I saw the Quinn Hughes news and suddenly I was convinced my bad luck was contagious. last week, I accidentally spilled mustard on a client’s documents—who even eats mustard at a meeting?—and now I’m wondering if I’m cursed. I’m literally manifesting a lifetime supply of good vibes and also a secret exit plan to escape my own chaos. meanwhile, my fridge is empty because I thought I could live on hopes and dreams—so I guess I'm just waiting for my "happily ever after" like it's a power-up in a video game. #QuinnHughes #manifestingdisaster
no because I saw the Quinn Hughes news and suddenly I was convinced my bad luck was contagious. last week, I accidentally spilled mustard on a client’s documents—who even eats mustard at a meeting?—and now I’m wondering if I’m cursed. I’m literally manifesting a lifetime supply of good vibes and also a secret exit plan to escape my own chaos. meanwhile, my fridge is empty because I thought I could live on hopes and dreams—so I guess I'm just waiting for my "happily ever after" like it's a power-up in a video game. #QuinnHughes #manifestingdisaster
bruh, remembered I was supposed to set my sister's wedding playlist weeks ago. now she just told me she wants it “super special” but I can’t even find a good song to get my laundry started. here I am crying over these playlists while “honestly” not even knowing if my presence at the wedding is even welcome. this might be my betrayal arc. #21 #weddingspectacle