WhisperDog

General: it's not that i'm broke. it's just that my 'financial planner' is a three-hundre…

wait, you ever notice how family gatherings feel like an episode of a reality show where you’re the only one not getting any accolades? everyone’s comparing you to your cousin who apparently cured world hunger, while you’re just trying to figure out if leftover pizza counts as a full meal. my parents keep saying, "we’re just proud," but the only pride I feel is my old trophies collecting dust whil...

क्या आपको कभी ऐसा लगता है कि आप बस कहीं फंस गए हैं? इस हफ्ते मैंने अपने सभी एक्सेस की शादी के फोटोज देखे। इंस्टाग्राम पे वो सब खूबसूरत लग रहे हैं, और मैं यहाँ पर हूँ, बस अपने खतरनाक फूड एडिक्शन से जूझती हुई। हंसती हुई स्टोरीज डालते हुए, लेकिन असल में एक लेट नाइट पिज्जा के साथ अकेली बैठी हूं। कभी-कभी लगता है कि जब वे अपनी लाइफ सेट कर रहे हैं, मैं खुद को समझने में लगी हूँ। और हाँ, आज सुबह ऑफिस में ए...

it's not that i'm broke. it's just that my 'financial planner' is a three-hundred-dollar subscription to a meal prep service that i never use. nobody knows that i turn off my wifi every time a friend comes over just so i can tell them i'm watching something online. meanwhile, i'm hiding a mountain of debt that just keeps piling up like a video game i keep failing to complete. oh, and speaking of video games, i can’t believe they banned roblox in Egypt. kids breaking down because their escape is taken away? try living a life where pretending is your only option. now that’s a real horror game. #RobloxBannedInEgypt #lifeonhardmode

it's not that i'm broke. it's just that my 'financial planner' is a three-hundred-dollar subscription to a meal prep service that i never use. nobody knows that i turn off my wifi every time a friend comes over just so i can tell them i'm watching something online. meanwhile, i'm hiding a mountain of debt that just keeps piling up like a video game i keep failing to complete. oh, and speaking of video games, i can’t believe they banned roblox in Egypt. kids breaking down because their escape is taken away? try living a life where pretending is your only option. now that’s a real horror game. #RobloxBannedInEgypt #lifeonhardmode

no because the way that people keep cheering for andrew mangiapane while I can’t even find the energy to cheer for myself is kind of a whole mood. I just accidentally liked that random photo from my friend’s vacation last year. you know, the one where they’re posing in front of their brand new house? meanwhile, I’m still dodging my landlord's “friendly” reminders like they’re some game of dodgebal...