not gonna lie, i just started collecting antique spoons because i thought it would be cute. but now i’m super invested and get nervous every time someone asks about my ‘unique hobby’. at my last ‘spoon club’ meeting, someone brought up heidenheim vs rb leipzig. next thing i know, we are deep in a heated debate over soccer while i’m just sitting there thinking about my silverware. it’s so awkward, ...
just saw Burnley versus Tottenham is trending and honestly, it brought back memories. I literally argued with my boss in my head about a project I’m not even involved in. For two weeks I prepared all my points for the meeting, but when it was time, I just smiled and said "great idea" instead. now I am bitter and they have no idea I’m lowkey fuming like I just watched my favorite team lose. #Burnle...
yooo. just saw my screen time report and it said I spent 27 hours last week watching videos about bread—like, BREAD. I am NOT baking, just learning about the physics of sourdough bubbles like I’m prepping for a culinary thesis. but honestly, one day, I might just manifest a baguette that makes me a professional baker. who needs social skills when I could just send my imaginary bread on dates?
yooo. just saw my screen time report and it said I spent 27 hours last week watching videos about bread—like, BREAD. I am NOT baking, just learning about the physics of sourdough bubbles like I’m prepping for a culinary thesis. but honestly, one day, I might just manifest a baguette that makes me a professional baker. who needs social skills when I could just send my imaginary bread on dates?
literally spent an hour calculating how my life would be different if I’d just decided to become a professional kite flyer instead of this… whatever this is, only to realize I still would have gotten that betrayal when my old geography teacher accidentally opened my LinkedIn profile during a Zoom meeting and called me a “lost cause.”