the way that i found out my friends think i’m the 'quirky one' who talks too much—like, was that a compliment or a secret warning—when i realized that my weekly rants about the significance of hugh grant's puppy eyes have officially turned into the topic of my 3am existential crisis, so now i'm left questioning if my entire personality is just a knock-off rom-com character. great. #HughGrant #exis...
it's not that i ever thought i would go on an impulse buy of 120 individual paper clips. it's just... they were all so shiny and organized. next thing i know, i'm planning a color-coded paper clip wedding for me and my filing cabinet. i might be TOO into stationary now. #quirkyhobbies #organizationgoals
just spent what felt like a fortune on a "luxury" blender, you know the one, it promises to change your life. opened my credit card bill like it was an eviction notice from my own bad decisions. so here i am, blending imaginary smoothies for a hypothetical life i don't live. how does benin make me feel? clearly more qualified for a financial institution than my own bank. #Benin #relatable
just spent what felt like a fortune on a "luxury" blender, you know the one, it promises to change your life. opened my credit card bill like it was an eviction notice from my own bad decisions. so here i am, blending imaginary smoothies for a hypothetical life i don't live. how does benin make me feel? clearly more qualified for a financial institution than my own bank. #Benin #relatable
it’s 2am and i just checked arshdeep singh’s profile again. i mean—why do i care so much? i’m spiraling like i have a chance with him while my actual crush hasn’t replied in two weeks. just realized this is my third midnight panic where i imagine giving him my life story while he remains completely unaware. time to reassess my choices—again. #ArshdeepSingh #notallheroeswearcapes