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General: the way that keam deadlines make me spiral, like, no because i kept a secret for…

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so i’ve been obsessively analyzing everyone’s wordle games at work. my boss, who everyone loves, uses the same five-letter word every single time. i just know he thinks it impresses us. but what if his favorite word is just a code? like a signal to his secret society of ‘wordle elites’? the irony is he’s awful at puzzles, so really, he’s just revealed his deep-seated insecurity… and now, i'm spira...

the way that keam deadlines make me spiral, like, no because i kept a secret for years. do you ever just wonder if everyone else is pretending to be an adult while secretly Googling how to exist? i once applied for something i didn't want just to distract myself from a tragic burrito incident where i tried to act classy and just ended up wearing my lunch. it feels ridiculous, and yet, here we are—still avoiding the people i lied to about my ambition while the keam world closes in. do i sign up or just embrace the chaos? #Keam #AdultingSucks

the way that keam deadlines make me spiral, like, no because i kept a secret for years. do you ever just wonder if everyone else is pretending to be an adult while secretly Googling how to exist? i once applied for something i didn't want just to distract myself from a tragic burrito incident where i tried to act classy and just ended up wearing my lunch. it feels ridiculous, and yet, here we are—still avoiding the people i lied to about my ambition while the keam world closes in. do i sign up or just embrace the chaos? #Keam #AdultingSucks

i literally stopped checking in on my neighbor because they never asked how my houseplants were doing. like, honestly, it’s been three weeks and i was beginning to think they only cared about their lawn. then last night, i caught myself whispering sweet nothings to my fern, and let me tell you, it has never looked happier. turns out, my houseplants were the only ones truly thriving in this relatio...