last night, I caught myself googling “how to get blood stains out of cotton” while I panicked because my mom has a cotton couch. like, when did this become my life? I mean, I barely remember the last time I did laundry, let alone turned into a true crime cleanup crew. imagine my parents getting a phone call like, “hi mom, you may need to buy a new couch, so, um, don’t ask too many questions!” #adu...
yooo, so I just heard that Les Ailes de la Mode is coming back and like, literally, my brain did this dramatic 180. I was a weird 90s kid wearing fuzzy sweaters that looked like they were designed by a hyperactive cat. now I find myself standing in front of my closet, sweating, like “do I really need to revisit that?!” also, I drafted this over-the-top text to my old fashion-savvy friend about how...
it's day 47 of convincing myself that one day i'll open my fridge and it won’t just be mustard and some expired soy sauce. saw the news about cristiano ronaldo at al nassr and thought, wow, must be nice to have a bank account that doesn't feel like a haunted graveyard. my phone buzzes, it's my 'best friend' asking for a favor like we’re not both drowning in financial stress. obviously i agree. honestly, how do you tell someone you're broke without sounding like a total mess...right? #CristianoRonaldoAlNassr #AdultingFail
it's day 47 of convincing myself that one day i'll open my fridge and it won’t just be mustard and some expired soy sauce. saw the news about cristiano ronaldo at al nassr and thought, wow, must be nice to have a bank account that doesn't feel like a haunted graveyard. my phone buzzes, it's my 'best friend' asking for a favor like we’re not both drowning in financial stress. obviously i agree. honestly, how do you tell someone you're broke without sounding like a total mess...right? #CristianoRonaldoAlNassr #AdultingFail
no, because i just found out i've been unknowingly funding a subscription to a zookeeper-themed meditation app for over a year now. apparently listening to the sounds of llamas while 'finding my inner peace' was more important than rent, and here i am, drowning in jungle beats while wondering why my plants are looking like they might file for eviction too. but hey, at least the fintech innovations...